money bite 

The single best bite of any meal.

I just ate the money bite of this steak and it blew my mind!

money bite by Steebu! June 25, 2006

Money Bite 

A collection of a candy in which there is one and only one of every flavor or color.

If you have 5 skittles and it's one of each color, that's a money bite.

Money Bite by Tre Five September 16, 2010

son of a monkey biter 

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.

*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"

son of a monkey biter by gazingupwards May 2, 2008

That bites the monkey. 

Phrase for something that really sucks. Use that bites the monkey in the big one or that bites the orangutang for really bad situations.

"The teacher blocked the Internet again."
"That bites the monkey."

That bites the monkey. by Ibby C. December 22, 2005

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

monkeybitten 

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

monkeybater 

Someone who jerks off monkeys

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater

monkeybater by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023