sexy toe mommy daddy

when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner

friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;

by sexy left toe December 15, 2019

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mommy daddy fun time

Sex

I’m having mommy daddy fun time

by Thepinetree October 18, 2019

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Mommy and daddy issues

Your family’s fucked <3

But it’s okay so is mine <3

I have mommy and daddy issues.

by @mommyanddaddyissues.com November 15, 2021

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mommy and daddy time

A euphemism for sex.

Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.

by Jeff Jeffersonicus IV October 18, 2008

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mommy and daddy wrestling

Euphemism for a mother and father having sex.

Mommy and daddy wrestling happens so often that they could be in WrestleMania. They probably come right in the middle of the ring just like they do in the WWE.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017

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