cross-mojonation

To mix two unrelated things into something wierd, unexpected or exciting. Could be bad...could be good. You will know when it has happened.

Muffin Eater 1: "These chocolate muffins have been too close to the blueberry muffins. They taste like blueberrys"
Muffin Eater 2: "Your so right! There has totally been some cross-mojonation going on."

by David Butler January 31, 2006

comete un mojon

To tell someone to eat shit.

Loko comete un mojon.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

mojon con pelo

A hairy mojon; an annoying person or a person who ruins everything.

Homer: "Hey ,Lenny, you wanna go skydiving?"

Lenny: "Ehh."

by Julian Alvarez December 24, 2003

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

mojon con patas

A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.

Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.

Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.

by Rick Tiberius Rude April 15, 2023

re-mojonation

the re-capturing of one's innate mojo

I'm going back to Miami to re-mojonate myself. I will be attempting re-mojonation in that great and fun city, where my mojo was high and rocking... to recapture who I REALLY am.

by Mom2Otters January 31, 2011