"My Lord and Personal Savior"... no religious meaning other than to point out that someone is, in the speaker's opinion, a god.
"It's great to see MLPS Eddie Van Halen looking so healthy again."
by Snowlepp April 1, 2015
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Internet shorthand of "Me la pela". Spanish slang. Means" "sucks my dick/can suck my dick". Literal translation means "jacks me off". Used to express intense dislike of someone/something, or to express ones superiority over the subject in question.
Jusin Beiber MLP! = Justin Beiber can suck my dick!

In a fight between me and Justin Beiber, Justin Beiber MLP.
by AdjustedJunk February 14, 2011
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An acronym for "Matt Loves Penis"
Matt's dong is being drippy today so i wrote MLP in the elevator.
by Blake Ressler May 25, 2008
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Major League Pimpin'

- Those that are the best at pulling girlies.
You: "I was at school my dude, this girl started talking to me in class, and offered up her number."

Friend: "That's awesome, you are definitely MLP!"
by antjamram November 2, 2012
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To send someone off or make go away - change the channel to something else less interesting like My Little Pony (MLP).
Why don't you just go MLP - I've just been MLP'd -

Relevent to the MMO community as seen on thedailyblink.com "go-away-were-playing-wow"
by davidaimworst April 27, 2011
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Person 1: Oh my god, my dog threw up on me last night. FML.
Person 2: Really? Because I won a million dollars yesterday. MLP.
by Shooberry April 23, 2009
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Stands for Miss Little Perfect. The most annoying girl ever known in history and portrays herself as hard to get yet has never been sexually active with a boy or close at all. She is in love with herself when no one else in this world likes her. She thinks she is beautiful and stares at herself in the mirror all day naked.
Asian: OMG Blondie, stop being such an MLP
Blondie: Sorry but that is the most disgusting thing i have heard in my entire life.
by Asian and Blondie July 11, 2008
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