(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM
A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).
Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
abbr. MLCM
A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).
Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"
by JK Grence May 24, 2005
A series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age - half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. Usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. Usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.
by Awesomes007 April 12, 2006
All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.
B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
by BeEmDe2 October 3, 2008
a book which tends to be read by middle aged women
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'
daughter: why are you crying mom?
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book
by equasayway April 27, 2009
Tendency for users new to Facebook (generally age 30-50) to completely reassess their lives after comparing themselves to the Facebook profiles of people known to them only in high school and college. May trigger some individuals to believe that the newly discovered and superficial Facebook interactions with former friends means that they are now friends again in real life - despite the fact that there has been no desire for contact for the past 20+ years. In severe cases, those afflicted with a Facebook mid-life crisis may attempt to recapture their perceived glory days of high school and/or college by trying to get back to their prom weight, attempting to date a past high school crush, or setting up a drumset in the basement.
Woman: "After joining Facebook, my husband said he 'had a lot to think about.' Then, he joined the gym, got his saxophone out of the attic, and said he is meeting a female 'friend' from high school for dinner on Friday."
Friend: "Sounds to me like he is having a Facebook mid-life crisis."
Friend: "Sounds to me like he is having a Facebook mid-life crisis."
by Octoberstar May 8, 2009
Mid Life Crisis Car - A term used to describe a motor driven by a Male who is in the process of a mid life crisis .. These motors tend to be
Audi TTs
And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Audi TTs
And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Look at Harry dropping off Charlie at playgroup in his new Audi TT .. Oh that must be his Mid Life Crisis Car!
by Bobby Elvis July 15, 2014
When your going through a mid-life crisis in middle school. But homework, bullies, romance, toxic friends, identity crisis, and school are your biggest problems
Middle school Mid Life Crisis also known as MSMLC.
Bobby: Man, life really sucks sometimes I think I'm going through a middle school mid-life crisis.
Nate: dude, I get it but why don't you just shorten it by saying MSMLC.
Bobby: you must be going through one to if you feel the need to shorten all the long words you use.
Bobby: Man, life really sucks sometimes I think I'm going through a middle school mid-life crisis.
Nate: dude, I get it but why don't you just shorten it by saying MSMLC.
Bobby: you must be going through one to if you feel the need to shorten all the long words you use.
by Angel the assassin July 17, 2021