one day God decided to make the greatest football player ever, so he grabbed a bowl and mixed the best ingredients he had. unfortunately he left it too long on the oven and got ruined so He named it cristiano ronaldo and sent it to earth. He then tried again and truly made the best player ever and named him messi. He now plays for barcelona...
wow messi is so amazing
yea i know but messi and amazing are synonyms so rephrase yourself buddy!!
by liomessi December 22, 2009
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Messi has scored 13 goals in El Classico. And who's been in net, Casillas
by never. ever. again. August 18, 2011
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one of the best soccer players the world has ever seen. he is a genius on the pitch. he knows the game like walking, sees three plats ahead. everyone says, "ronaldo's stats are better." theyre wrong, if messi and ronaldo were the same age, messi would be running circles around him.
dude messi just broke ronaldo's ankles
by soccertomboy March 6, 2015
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An Argnetine born football (soccer) player currently playing for FC Barcelona, (alongside Ronaldinho). Do doubt in my mind he's going to be the next Pele/Maradona.
Have you seen Messi play?
Yeah, he's badass.
by elgranargentino May 6, 2006
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all up in other peoples shit...never mindin your own business
by hoe #1 February 18, 2003
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Messi is the best soccer player in soccer/football. Many people look up to him and want to be just like him.
A: Wow he is really good at soccer/football!
B: Yea, his name is Messi
by demon_slayer19 August 21, 2020
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somebody that is two-faced and tells other peoples business...had a big mouth
that gurl too messy she told my boyfriend that i was cheatin on him..
by anonymous March 10, 2005
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