The coolest guy in town. All the girls love him and want to be with him. He can charm women into doing anything with his words and his touch.
by john mugster October 29, 2018
by twat stain June 21, 2003
The most amazing and handsome man on earth. (sometimes mistaken for Sid the sloth) No one will make you feel more amazing than a Maximilian will. He knows the way to a girl's heart. He can put a smile on any girls face. But he puts a smile on Chesle's face the most. This man is an amazing kisser and a wonderful love maker. He knows his limits and how to make Chesles feel great. He loves sushi and is an extreme romantic. He can keep secrets and will be your best friend when you need him to.
by ilovethisboy October 3, 2011
Really cool guy. His bulge is exploding with goodness and joy. He'll pull it out when necessary, though. All girls love him, and he gets laid every day. If you have a Maximilian, count your blessings.
by name_analyzer'21 December 16, 2019
all austrians are named maximilan or max. if they are not named maximilian, they are not true austrians, and all those who claim to be maximilian but not austrian are lying. Also, max don't have sex with your ex.
by SuperAustriaHater88 April 16, 2018
You just don’t understand him. He says something but means something else. You love him and then you can’t stand him. He’s the most annoying guy you know but the most amazing one at the same time. All your friends tell you to let him go, but it’s impossible, because everyday it feels like you get to know him more. And then suddenly, he’s closed shut and you don’t talk for days. And that’s all you want to do, talk to him, but you don’t know how to.
by lovingserale November 12, 2019
Maximilian: what up honeys?
Girls: can I smash you?
Or
Did you see Maximilian? He's the one with the large penis?
Girls: can I smash you?
Or
Did you see Maximilian? He's the one with the large penis?
by Janine_hates_her_ex123 November 22, 2021