Massa

Some guy names Klevis

{Massa come twerk for me}

Massa by KlevisMe May 28, 2021

massa

a big bitch like a really massive person

me: look at that bitch over there w her fupa showin
you: damn she massa

massa by wbanz February 7, 2023

massa-tribution

Having fondled a subordinate and made sexual overtures (homo or hetero), subsequently blaming on a third party (often a sitting president), to avoid taking responsibility.

It was a spectacular massa-tribution. Eric made a grab for his staffer and blamed it on the President. It's equally as unlikely that Mother Theresa was responsible for his salty language.

massa-tribution by Sgt Rocque March 9, 2010

Massa-Fracker

A congressman who sexually harasses a male staffer including 'tickling', groping or 'hair-tossling'

When his male staffer that he should be "chasing" after the bridesmaid at the wedding party, the Massa-fracker, representing the state of NY, suggested instead that he should be "fracking" the male staffer, before groping him and tossling his hair.

Massa-Fracker by Jaggsokc March 9, 2010

Massa-kissed 

A person who has been tickled to the point of tears as former congressman Eric Massa has claimed to have done.

John sat on top of Lisa and tickled her. She laughed until she cried. She was totally massa-kissed.

Massa-kissed by cliffsedge March 14, 2010

Massa Suicide 

To slit one's own political throat

Massa Suicide - Congressman (former) Eric Massa 3-11-10

Massa Suicide by Aware-one March 11, 2010

Massa cheerleader 

An ignorant self hating person (usually colorist black men ) that would degrade and disrespect their own kind (race,ethnicity.etc) for the approval and praise from their oppressors and colonizers

Blake: I know my girl is white but I think it’s ok to say the n word y’all black ppl are so extra and rachet
Me: Shut the fuck up massa cheerleader

Massa cheerleader by Chickasi December 26, 2020