mallard

An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.

Oi mallard you ugly fuker get me a pint

by mallard boy March 21, 2006

Mallards

British slang for breasts. Commonly used when objectifying a woman.

That girl's got a stonking pair of mallards

by publicpollinator December 16, 2016

Mallard

Word hailing from Dingwall, Highlands of Scotland meaning Pub/Bar. It is usually used in reference to you where abouts or the activity you were participating in. Another term might be 'absolute blazin' drunk.'

Mother: Hey, gudgie, where were you last night?
Son: Down the Mallard.

Hannah: OMG did you see that minker?!?
Sophie: Aye! He looks like he's been down the mallard!

Gudgie: Mallard!

by Sop May 21, 2013

Mallard

A person, usually male, who has a personality similar to that of a grumpy old man. This person is no fun, always appears tired, and tends to shoot down ideas. Voice is usually nasal, and pauses for a long time before speaking when in conversation and always wants to eat salty food. Tends to remind one of a duck (hence the name)

Person 1: Hey man, did you do last night's homework?
Person 2:.......No!
Person 1: Jeez ok. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Person 2:.......What do you think?
Person 1: Well I don't know that's why I asked.
Person 2:....... Do you have any peanuts?!
Person 3: Wow what a mallard

by JoshDuhamelin"When in Rome" November 7, 2011

Mallard

A poorly thrown ball, almost a lob, that is usually intercepted by the other team

Our quarterback threw a mallard right to the other team

by Yeetyboi8 January 11, 2020

Mallard

Similar to the fuck boys vs real mo fuckas. Kinda like the good ole sayin about ignorance and stupidity. As RGB would say "some mallards can be fixed"

FUCKIN MALLARD!

by THE METHOD January 10, 2020

Mallard

The act of farting in another person (male or female) mouth, so that the resultant sound is very similar to a duck call. The secondary result is the unsavory taste left behind when one wakes from sleep after receiving a mallard.

When my girl was sleeping, I squatted over her head and fired off a mallard in her mouth.

by GP5K February 5, 2011