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Boston log jam 

When you’re DPing someone while drinking a Sam Adams and you go to switch holes and someone’s already there so you teabag them.
We were going to town on her when it turned into a real Boston log jam!
Boston log jam by anonymous January 1, 2022

Haw River Log Jam 

Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.
I went to take a piss at the gay bar, it was a Haw River Log Jam in there.
Haw River Log Jam by Lawdog454 August 12, 2018

Lake Erie Log Jam 

A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.
I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!

Mississippi Log Jam 

Perfoming anal sex in the murky, muddy backwaters of sketchy food such as gas station sushi or any Indian dish...
The tandoori wasn't sitting too well but she was really riled up so I Mississippi Log Jammed her in her roomie's bed..,
Mississippi Log Jam by LB87 May 24, 2016

California Log Jam 

When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.
After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.

Oregon Log Jam 

Taking a medium sized dildo (6-8 inches), insert into your partners' ass. Then proceed to perform anal sex on them. Forcing the dildo further into their anus. Later in the evening, they will have the pleasure of trying to force the dildo back out and cleaning it themselves.
My girlfriend was feeling adventurous, so we tried the Oregon Log Jam. She will never shit the same!
Oregon Log Jam by Black Smoke June 10, 2008