life

shit

yes, it's shit and we are all gonna die in a few years

Boy 1: how do you think your life is?
Boy2: Shit

by megumisgf April 07, 2022

life

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it!

by I'll never tell August 21, 2003

life

context in which the good things are expensive, the yummy things make you fat and the fun things are sinful.

life in the 'emergin' countries

by Cordelia June 24, 2004

life

Eh, what can you say...shit happens.

Life is the most widespread sexually transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There is currently no cure for life. Common side affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea.

If you feel the sudden urge to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.

I've already spread life to 13 people, each with a different momma.

by CJDJ September 25, 2005

life

Life is a confusing thing. Life mostly involves bacon, sitting, eating, and waiting to eat more food. That's basically it. This is the true meaning of life.

"Why is life so confusing?" "It will all be okay just keep eating bacon."

by Bacon is inside you March 24, 2013

life

noun

life defines a multi-ingredient condition, comprised of both biotic element and organic matter, harboring reproductive, growth and functional activity attributes.

all Vegetation, mammals, and Animals etc. define that condition that which constitutes life.

by Baron Neville July 10, 2017

life

Extended period of decay between coming into existence and leaving it.

As they say, life sucks.

by rs21 September 26, 2005