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the jumbo latte split 

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL
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Latee's is a very loving beautiful young lady!!
Latee's by anonymous June 6, 2021

Peter Frampton's Late Night Special 

When you are jerking-off late at night whilst listening to Peter Frampton's seminal live album "Frampton Comes Alive".
That extended talk-box solo in "Do You Feel Like We Do" really gets my rocks off when I'm taking in Peter Frampton's Late Night Special.

satan’s latter 

5 or more men performing oral sex in interlocking positions
Me and the guys are climbing satan’s latter tonight, you in?
satan’s latter by Stewies January 15, 2018

late 20's 

A time in ones life where its nearly impossible to binge drink on a weekday, stealing toilet paper from work instead of going to k-mart is unacceptable, and playing a pick-up game of B-ball means 3 days in bed rubbing bengay all over your body.
Johnny: "Wow, Jose Cuervo and I are just not friends anymore.... AND I threw out my back when the stripper was pouring champagne down my throat"
Johnny's wingman: "Welcome to your late 20's my friend"
late 20's by Baccardi May 27, 2008

Late 20’s 

A time in your life that starts at 28.
Damn I’m 28 so I’m officially just now in my late 20’s but I wasn’t at 27 cuz I was in my mid-twenties.
Late 20’s by ZacharyAttackary November 7, 2019