Lance Armstrong 

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

Lance Armstrong by Joshe December 3, 2006

Lance Armstrong 

George Bush's new biking partner

Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.

Lance Armstrong by Sierra Nolan September 15, 2005

lance armstrong 

a term used for the purchace of a half sack of weed.

Tommy:"hey man im all out, can i get a lance armstrong?"
Shawn: "yea dude. Stop smoking all your shit so quick!"
Tommy: "Some one should of told that to Michael Phelps!"

lance armstrong by DrgDlr420xx September 10, 2009

Lance Armstrong 

See cheat.

Lance Armstrong is a cheat.

Lance Armstrong by billthecat January 21, 2013

Lance Armstrong 

An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.

I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong by chiquita banana 7787 February 17, 2006

Lance Armstrong 

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour

On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance

Lance Armstrong by adam August 23, 2005

Lance Armstrong 

One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.

'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.

Lance Armstrong by i love lance August 21, 2005