koot is a word used to bleep out cuss words
" what the koot"
" you're such a koot"
" go suck a koot"
by matthew's big bitch December 24, 2020
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An alternate spelling of coot, the abbreviated version of cooter. See also kooter.
I shaved my koot last night.
by Chad "1m" Mosher May 30, 2004
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Ket n weed in a phat zoot
Yo Jonny that koot kinda peng
by Og wetwipe 🔌 December 6, 2018
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The act of humping the corpse of a dead animal
John: Did you see Rick kooting that dead deer?
Sammy: Yeah, that's nasty!
by california9492 November 18, 2016
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An alias for a big crybaby. He uses this alias for any references to him on the internet, for fear is immaculate repuation would be ruined.
See Kill Woutney
"Who is that gay dude over there telling people God doesnt exist?"
"oh, thats King Koot"
by Dont Cry Will April 2, 2004
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I tend to say I ain't the one... I have said this for decades.... and someone asked me what it actually means...

"I'm not the one".

Haha if you know you know lmao
Don't f+-* with me. You are biting off more than you can chew. I'm more than just talk. You are starting a fight with the wrong person. "I'm not the one, I'm Keri Kooting"
by NaySuperfly June 22, 2021
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TWO OR MORE CUNTS IN ASSOCIATION WITHIN ONE ANOTHER.
DID YOU SEE THE KOOT-OF-CUNTS ACTING LIKE FOOLS ON THE DANCE FLOOR?
by M&D HARTZ November 17, 2022
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