To do the Kofi is to play peacemaker during an argument between friends. Often the person doing the Kofi is drunk and incomprehensible creating confusion and chaos. Doing the Kofi at inappropriate times can result in a loss of teeth.
Kofi
"but out man and stop trying to do the Kofi on us!"

Similar words or phrases include butt in, push your luck, stick your nose in where it doesn't belong, act like a wankpot.

The Boutros Boutros was too much of a mouthful and never gained much popularity.

by Option D July 18, 2008
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when a persons self worth severely exceeds thier abilities. This is usually done in a manner in which the KOFI has no idea they are actually doing anything incorrect, since it makes perfect sense to them.

KOFI can also be used as anything in place of any negative descriptive word.
Man you really KOFI'd that one up.
If you were any more kofi i would have to fire you.
My kofi car battery is kofi dead dangit!
I just had a bad kofi.
That kofi smells, use the bathroom.
That computer is kofi'd up, can you crack the admin password?
by A Constant Hawk July 31, 2011
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A dude from the UK who deadlifts hella weight like a fuckin monster and probably deadlifts more than you.
Holy fuck Kofi is a fuckin monster I hope to be like his ock ass one day.
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When an individual named Kofi out performs an individual on deadlift by nearly double the weight.
I want to post my new deadlift PR to TikTok but I'm afraid I will be Kofi'd
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Chopmassa.
This man Kofi is a chopmassa
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Kofiing is where a person will go to their boss explaining they have finished their work with the hopes of going home. Then said boss will pile on additional work. May also happen when asking your boss for clarification of a job or assignment.
"I just sent an email explaining I'd be done with the job by COB , so they kofiied me with another job assignment"

"I just went to say good bye but they are kofiing me with another job"
by PGE WORKER August 29, 2011
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An aggressive prisoner with a big dick and big feet
Im so scared of kofi
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