by kanetheking March 1, 2017
me: I'm so depressed, i wanna kms
stoopid guy: Pls dont do that ily <3 dont kill urself
me: im offended, why cant i kiss myself? ur just jealous of me
stoopid guy: Pls dont do that ily <3 dont kill urself
me: im offended, why cant i kiss myself? ur just jealous of me
by simoneeeeee June 22, 2019
abbreviation of the common term 'kill myself' which is most often used by privileged white kids who have no reason to use it but do it anyway because they want to seem like a bum
privileged white kid when they text their friends about not getting $250 for their birthday and instead getting $200: kms
by fuckith meith November 10, 2020
It stands for kill me silently, usually said after hearing a cringe-worthy joke. It basically represents how unhappy the person is and shows that you should end their life before this moment of happiness and ignorance to life and death dissipates. Silently being the operative word. Main reason behind this is the person doesn't want to go back to feeling the endless pain and torture of daily life and existentialism.
Friend 1: I made my local baker a cake for his birthday. It was the *yeast* I could do.
Friend 2: omg kms
Friend 2: omg kms
by Mr. Memelord 69 August 31, 2015