Kante

A very Polite Footballer who plays for a banging club

You’re the Kante of this Squad

by Alpha Daddy June 16, 2019

Kant

mispronunciation of "cunt" in the Kenyan accent....offensive term used by sloths with huge beer bellies to show their rage or disdain at their own miserable personal life.....

Blaad, that fat lazy prik called me a Kant when I asked him to lose some weight, no long ting....

by DJKant January 7, 2011

kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.

In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.

by Ted January 27, 2005

Kante

Working extremely hard in order to achieve what's best not only for you, but also for people around you.

My mother is kanteing for me and my father, even though she's sick.

by YungNikoHeInSickoMode March 6, 2019

Kant

Due to an Emerson College teacher's repeated use of it, as well as its unfortunate similarity to this word, Kant has come to mean "cunt". May only be used in extreme anger, and may NEVER be used to describe a person ("Julie is such a Kant").

Fist my Kant.

by Kathy Dougherty May 16, 2004

Kant

A posh swear-word, used by toffs who can't say the letter "u".

Believe it or not, there's actually also a famous philosopher named Kant (Immanuel Kant, 18th Century German idealist)- appropriate because he actually is both posh and a cunt

Oh yah, fack off you kant.

Immanuel Kant is a kant

by random autonomist April 22, 2004

kant

Email equivelent of calling someone a cunt. Used when mail server filters are set to remove obscene language emails.

I cant believe you told everyone I am a fik nobba, you facking kant

by Jonez Cold April 16, 2003