king jack 

when one masturbates after taking a big long shit on the toilet

Tom: Well after work, I had to go kill off some steam, so I had myself a King Jack in the bathroom

king jack by didjitmachines June 25, 2004

Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.

Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."

Jack the Punkin King by Joe September 3, 2004