J-Birding

Getting caught furiously wanking in a public toilet.

I got done for J-Birding in the strip club last night. They are suing me for indecent exposure!

by UrbanDave8 November 21, 2016

J Bird

A terrible hockey player who gets called for multiple penalties in a single game or period and spends most of the game in the nest. A J Bird costs a hockey team the game because he is in the nest so much, but they forgive him because of their hot sister.

Can you believe that J Bird got called for intent of slashing and is getting sent to the nest.

by kwillock December 1, 2011

J Bird

a man with a J shaped penis when he becomes erect.. AKA a penis curving up instead of straight

Brian do you have a banana in your pants or are you just rockin the J BIRD

by Brian scott kohler May 13, 2009

J-Bird

a jew

He is picking up quarters from the floor, what a J-Bird

by rainbows+unicorns August 8, 2011

J-Bird

Once meant to be a term of endearment given to an attractive female whose name starts with the letter 'J'; has now been reserved exclusively for the magnificent, gorgeous and breathtaking J.B.

D-man was considered the luckiest man on earth when getting a chance to date J-bird.

by david888 March 11, 2011

J bird

J bird is word used to describe Lance Morgan Jayo who is on of the craziest party animals on earth with a 27inch dick he refers to as his meat sleeve

Oh my god j bird pipped my mom

by Blaster balls October 12, 2020

J-bird

Referred to a person who is in and out of jail often. Also used to refer to an asshole; or both combined.

That boy Nassty such a J-Bird.

by DarkAngel22 March 5, 2014