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wankus interuptus 

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue
Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

Inturdupted 

When relaxing midst log someone walks in on you. This may merely cause a groove halfway or may pull the boat back in. A real shock may have an effect like a cigar cutter.
Everytime I try to post a stump my bitch inturdupts me. I swear I think she likes the smell! She says she has to do her makeup or hair and I end up inturdupted!
Inturdupted by projectmatter July 14, 2009

Interrupred

When your smartphone battery life is significantly low (red) and you have to put on hold your social life utilising the phones capabilities until you get home to recharge.
Person 1 - Hey, you cool to hang out?
Person 2 - Yeah, sounds sweet.
Person 1 - Okay, where you want to meet?
Person 2 (5 hours later) - Hey, sorry. Interrupred, couldn't reply to anything. 2% when I finally got home.
Interrupred by schyther May 10, 2012

Bitchus interuptus 

The act of said female interupting man buisness, or a man's conversation.
I was watching the football game and right when Tennessee scored, my girlfriend called. I answered,"Bitchus interuptus," and hung up.
Bitchus interuptus by ilovekait(: October 1, 2010

interuoted 

a term used to describe when Kaitlyn is interrupted and is very mad
how dare you, you interuoted Kaitlyn!
interuoted by Alana Cirbila April 17, 2020

Not interested

The dialog option in Final Fantasy 7 when you can't give a fuck
"Hey, do you need instructions on how to ride a Chocobo?"
"Not interested"