The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue
Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus
When relaxing midst log someone walks in on you. This may merely cause a groove halfway or may pull the boat back in. A real shock may have an effect like a cigar cutter.
Everytime I try to post a stump my bitch inturdupts me. I swear I think she likes the smell! She says she has to do her makeup or hair and I end up inturdupted!
When your smartphonebattery life is significantly low (red) and you have to put on hold your social life utilising the phones capabilities until you get home to recharge.
Person 1 - Hey, you cool to hang out?
Person 2 - Yeah, sounds sweet.
Person 1 - Okay, where you want to meet?
Person 2 (5 hours later) - Hey, sorry. Interrupred, couldn't reply to anything. 2% when I finally got home.