fell in the river 

There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river

Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party

Getting wasted

Tripping and falling in a spectacular way

Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet

Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!

Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots

Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere

fell in the river by chachawatcher July 5, 2009

Fall in the river and chill 

Term used when you have sex with Bridge to Teribithea playing in the background

I want to cry but also want to have sex so I will Fall in the river and chill

Fall in the river and chill by cooliom80s August 14, 2016

tits in the river 

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

tits in the river by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

Quiver in the river 

The opposite of motion in the ocean

"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."

Quiver in the river by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023

thrown your handbag in the river 

To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.

Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)

Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...

thrown your handbag in the river by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023

let it float in the river 

When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you

I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.

let it float in the river by Orangepinks March 27, 2025

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run 

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run by PPHal December 12, 2023