ian

hot afffffffffffffffffff and a pretty cool guy

bruh did you just see ian with his new girlfriend im jelly. ian is definitely a ladies man

by lilpumpgang January 11, 2018

ian

A guy that is super loyal but has trust issues, he is usually misunderstood and people usually think he's stupid because he brings new ideas that haven't yet been brought to the conversation. (He is super deep.) He cares about everyone, he would give his life for anyone else to live. He is liberal, He is usually quiet unless he feels pressured to talk or is comfortable with the people he's talking to. He is the sweetest guy ever, he's all you could ever ask for, he will do anything for you even if you just met him. He has an above average penis, usually 6-7 inches when erect. He cares about people's intelligence and empathy rather than by their body. An Ian is a perfect guy, if you have the chance to date an Ian, even if you're a lesbian, then date him. He is all you could ask for.

Friend: Look at that guy over there, he's the full package.

Girl: Yeah, his name is Ian.

by John Lockheat February 06, 2017

ian

conversational climax; a mind orgasm

I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter!

The rubix cube gave me an ian.

by Bad Girl October 02, 2007

ian

a 45 minute shower

"im horny! im gonna go take an ian!"

by ajhgairgnilgn June 25, 2009

ian

the exact moment a penis erects

uh oh i just ian ed!

by IAnrox December 16, 2010

ian

an amazing guy that has a great sense of humer and has a large cock

girl one: wow you know ian??\

girl two: yea he's amazing!!

by Fishing life December 13, 2016

ian

he looks like an egg. end of story

is that an egg? oh wait its ian.

by jimmyfallonistheman January 27, 2019