5 hour energy

The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.

Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

"Becky, please just suck my dick!"

"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"

For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.

by Nayr and Nagem April 3, 2009

5 hour energy

To have sex for with a hot woman for five hours.

Bro: "Dude you have mad swag today, whats up?"

You: "I had a 5 hour energy the other day."

by Epiwin November 4, 2012

5 hour piss

Piss that gets you through the night

Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background

Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

5 Hour Ass-Rape

Drink comprised of 5 Hour energy shot and Patrón, or any Tequila. Mixed like many other bomb shots...i.e. Jager Bombs.

Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."

by bizarrechaos August 2, 2010

5 Hour Bang

What you do when you are degen out of your mind and consume a 5 hour energy with a Bang energy

Yo about to do a 5 hour bang and do some devious licks!

by Brahwhyeven January 15, 2022

Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.

Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!

by EL_PRO April 8, 2023