5 hour dick 

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.

girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."

5 hour dick by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020

5 hour energy

The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.

Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

"Becky, please just suck my dick!"

"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"

For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.

5 hour energy by Nayr and Nagem April 3, 2009

2.5 Hour Chat 

If you are of male origin and call a female friend simply to chat for 2.5 hours or more, you are officially classified as gay and must now hand in your dick for confiscation. Dick may be returned if offender redeems herself. Repeat offenders lose all respect from friends, relatives ect. ect. ect.

Speaker #1: Apparently tyler called lakna last night and they talked 4 2.5 hours
Speaker #2:What a gay loser. He pulled a 2.5 hour chat.

2.5 Hour Chat by DevoPast August 3, 2006

5 hour energy

To have sex for with a hot woman for five hours.

Bro: "Dude you have mad swag today, whats up?"

You: "I had a 5 hour energy the other day."

5 hour energy by Epiwin November 4, 2012

5 hour piss 

Piss that gets you through the night

Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night

5 hour piss by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

5 Hour Route 

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

5 Hour Route by BigThingMailman June 10, 2016

5 Hour Bang 

What you do when you are degen out of your mind and consume a 5 hour energy with a Bang energy

Yo about to do a 5 hour bang and do some devious licks!

5 Hour Bang by Brahwhyeven January 15, 2022