Hodge 

Anyone who displays hodgelike qualities, such as getting angry for no reason and saying lame comebacks.

I told John today that I had sex with his mom. He got really angry and told me he had sex with my dad, he's such a hodge.

Hodge by mr. awesome12345678 April 13, 2009

Hodge 

Formally a male-stripper, a Hodge is someone that thinks he is an indestructible RoboCop. He will hit on all your women and serenade them with his mediocre voice. He will compliment their feet and send them pictures of the socks he is wearing. If you mess with him, he will put out a nation-wide, no-bond warrant for your arrest.

That dude is such a Hodge..

Hodge by 123comeatmebro February 15, 2018

hodge 

To drop food on yourself

I hodged myself at dinner yesterday

hodge by DarthAmbivalentRevan May 19, 2018

hodge 

to make an ass of someone, clown on them (esp. from a teacher)

Shit son he was hodgein on yo bitch ass today in class

hodge by ya boi4sho October 20, 2007

Hodge 

An awkward person, who spends most of his/her time studying, tripping over things, making jokes that no one laughs at, and going to piano lessons. Short for Hadji

Summer Y. is the biggest hodge in America

Hodge by AlexHodge November 12, 2010

Hodge 

A Total Nazi, especially in the field of Math

Damn, that guy is being a total Hodge right now.

Hodge by CodeCrystal February 18, 2019

Hodge 

A "Hodge" is a person who, for no apparent reason, leaves a social gathering or event in a mood. Often refering the members of said social gathering as "Dick heads".

Someone angrily walks out of a poker session, calling everyone a dick head and slamming the door on the way out.
Everone else: "What a Hodge".

Hodge by Muslim69er May 7, 2009