herf

verb: The process during labour in which the newborn child descends from the uterus, through the vaginal passageway to the new world.

other usages of the word include herfing, herfed, the process of herfing, and herfer

Keith: So, when is your girlfriend going to herf out that child in her gut?
Kevin: I don't know I haven't really been paying much attention.


Keith: So how was watching your girlfriend herf out that child?
Kevin: (Mid-Barf): Ughhhh! Disgustingggg! It's not supposed to stretch that far!!!

by God as Himself February 11, 2009

herf

MADE IT MY SELF
means ur kewl if u do n retards do it
it can also me to have sex wit a retard lol

hahaha i am sooo cool HERF!!!
" fuck man i had some herf sex last night, she fell outa her wheel chair

by marcus jw August 7, 2004

Herf

The noise that fat people make through their mouth when taking a shit.

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of mini chocolate-dipped Oreos, HERF!

by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018

Herf

A fat woman quief.
A fat chick quiefing and/or the sound of air escaping from a fat lady's vagina

She tried to say she farted, yet I know a herf when I hear it!

by Nosaj711 May 20, 2014

Herf

To Puke or vomit. Normally from drinking.

I Drank too much.....I think I'm gonna Herf!

by Jrod81 April 21, 2007

Herf

To Fondle Aggressively

The scruffy nerd herfer was herfing a cat.

by Mark Warner June 11, 2005

Herf-Derf

An idiot.
One who makes stupid remarks.

Also known as a douchebag.

whata herf-derf!

by shakesbakes June 2, 2009