by figpop September 22, 2011
Some crusty weeb who probably Has an unhealthy obsession with some underaged singer. She won't stop making references to an anime that has ended months now. Will harass you by sending you pick up lines thinking she is slick. Has the looks of Kermit.
by A Jewish bitch December 27, 2018
A large White Russian woman. Helga is usually a baker, they are old, wrinkly and walk around in sandals. The name is usually assumed by random people when they see old Russian women. They have horrid name picking skills so their children end up with the names: Gorg, Zorgan, paneletski or yuchef.
by Ferret squad March 14, 2017
She is loose. She has a small lady penis. She clam jams for her friends. However, she is a virgin and will be for a long time.
I was trying to get with this one girl, but then her ugly-ass friend, Helga, came and totally gave me a softie. Then she tried to fuck me.
by Bogren March 12, 2013
A tall, hot, thicc, blonde woman. Usually of Scandinavian or Central European dissent. The kind of woman that’ll bench press a full grown elephant and crush watermelons with her legs.
by Big Hombre August 25, 2021
Obsessively liking other people's social media updates, check-ins etc. without being close friends or romanticallly inclined to each other.
by Robert Downsyndrom Jr. March 20, 2013