Header

An accidental dive, taken headfirst toward the pavement. Often caused by drunkenness, hooker heels, or a combination of the two.

1. "Dude, you busted up - what happen?"
"Took a header into the curb outside the bar last night."

2. "Ah, my shit is fucked, dawg"
"Damn boy, you took a mean header there. The ladies gunna be impressed with yo ass in da club 2nite!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

headers

A car part in the exhast, deals with the expelling of gases. upgraded for less back resistance.

how did u break 14sec?
got some carbon headers

by James Hemma December 9, 2008

headering

In Singlish terms , this means “heading” the ball

Your headering solid sia!

by The Noobcake March 1, 2019

Header

When a sophisticated gentleman attempts a charging back post bullet header behind a fellow of the opposite sex, he then proceeds to fucking body her

Person 1 - "Back post!"
Person 2 - "My header!"

Alan Partridge - "TWAT! Did you see that?!"

by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

Header

Getting dome while playing FIFA.

Chase: I was scoring goals with Messi and scoring with Rachel yesterday...

Austin: "Header!"

by bishfish101 November 9, 2011

Header

To receive a blow-job; having a person suck one's penis til it unloads.

I was so drunk last night I let that ugly fat bitch Myriam give me a header.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

headers

a girl who gets with bare mans gives them head

that paris conners girl give me headers
that girls a headers

by shawtygotbackz July 15, 2019