one who swears and doesn't give you fuck who hears.
one who slays constantly.
one who drives through a carwash with their windows down.
one who causes problems just for fun.
George was a hardass because he went into a party with an empty backpack.
I believe that one can be a geographical hardass. More specifically, simply because he or she lives in a certain location, they think their shit smells sweeter than most. A prime example is Columbus, Ohio. There are "Columbus Hardasses" by the thousands, maybe millions! Why? One can only theorize. Maybe it's their strong "identification" with Ohio A&M football that makes them think they are tough? Please, weigh in on this topic!
1. A person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front