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Harbor freight 

The place for Chinese knockoff tools at ok prices.
When you walk into a harbor freight store the smell of Chinese knockoff plastic will nock you off your feet.

Harbor Springs, MI 

Extremely affluent vacation destination in Northern Michigan. This is where the rich spend their summers. If you can get over how ridiculously overpriced it is, you should be able to enjoy the beautiful scenery and friendly locals. This place is truly the Cape Cod of the Midwest, and the people sure do dress the part. It's like a fricking Vineyard Vines catalogue. Go up to Birchwood to see some rich people, go to Roaring Brook to see some even richer people, or go to Harbor Point (average home price: $15 million!) to see some of the richest people in the entire country.
"You think these pants are too gay to wear?"

"Ya definitely. I mean who around here wears yellow pants?"

"I guess your right. I'll just save them for Harbor Springs, MI."

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy 

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART
Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*

Harbor master

The guy who officiates a docking practice.
Hey guys, let's shove our dicks into each other's foreskin!
Wait, we need a harbor master!
Harbor master by TheHarborMaster February 11, 2015

Harbor Area

The Harbor Area is the area along the Port of Los Angeles. It contains neighborhoods of Los Angeles (including Wilmington & San Pedro Harbor City Torrance) AKA The HA
The Harbor Area is the best place to live.
Harbor Area by 1439 July 3, 2008

harbor honky 

Large Spanish male who looks like Jonah hill and loves bust downs and getting sparked
Noah is known around for being a harbor honky
harbor honky by bigbeef98 April 24, 2017