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Hammered Dog Shit 

(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.
1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"

2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.

3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.

4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.

5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.
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shit-hammered 

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.
shit-hammered by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

shit hammered 

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
shit hammered by smitty September 17, 2003

Two bags of hammered dog shit 

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

hammered dog shit 

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.
Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

shit hammered through a small hole 

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.
"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

Hammered Dog Shit 

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.
Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.
Hammered Dog Shit by tbone87 April 28, 2008