Hamlet 

1) verb. To deliberate incessantly about a course of action that will lead to the same conclusion in any case.

2) verb. To be or not to be.
3) noun. A small cottage.

1) Dude! stop hamleting. Whether you ask her out or not she's not gonna sleep with you.

2) S**t. He just pulled a hamlet.

3) I want to live in that hamlet

Hamlet by phlat.boy January 13, 2009

Hamlet 

A small unit of ham, usually a leg, made from genetically altered dwarf pigs, the legs of which are about the same size as that of a chicken's. Eaten in Shakespearean times from suckling pigs, currently a booming market overseas, especially in China.

I love Hamlet (food)
I love Hamlet (book) too
(confusion)

Hamlet by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007

Hamlet 

A baby hamster under the age of about 3 months. Originates from the word "Piglet" : a baby pig.

Jon gave me a present! I got a hamlet and he's very sweet. He needs lots of care though, as he is only little x

Hamlet by Pro ass December 13, 2008

Hamlet 

Omelet with ham

Good morning, Ill take a hamlet with some OJ.

Hamlet by Bdiddy00 July 14, 2011

hamlet 

1. Shakespeare's famous play. Later dumbed down to Disney's The Lion King.

2. Main character in Shakespeare's famous (infamous?) play by the same name. Total whiny, self-centered jerk. Seriously. I'm not kidding. See also emo and whiny crybaby.

1. CAUTION! SPOILERS AHEAD!
"We saw the high school's production of Hamlet this weekend."
"I've heard of that. What's it about?"
"It's about a prince named Hamlet who returns to his kingdom to find that his father, the king, was murdered by his evil uncle. The uncle then married Hamlet's mother to inherit the throne. In the end, Hamlet and the uncle battle to the death---"
"Hey, I've seen that! Were they all lions?"
"...."
SPOILERS END HERE

2. "My name is Hamlet and my life sucks. Maybe I should kill myself. But then again, maybe not. I dunno. Should I? Should I not? Eeny meeny miney mo...."

hamlet by SpecialKRJ March 27, 2007

hamlet 

O fuck

*walks into the wrong classroom* "hamlet"

hamlet by gingerthebigdaddy January 30, 2017

hamlet 

hamlet is a distinguished fellow, typically a nerd with superiority issues. however, he is hella christian and halal. hes very obsessed with grammar and plays trumpet. according to his coworker, he is wednesday adam's little brother. he can be reserved and glum sometimes, probably because he works at a bar and hates the russians that binge drink there. did i mention he is armo af? he wishes he lived in the 5th century because he's too classy for this current armageddon time period for the world. he hates qyartus but is secretely a qyartu due to his overuse of "💋"

overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.

damn hamlet just blocked me for the wrong use of grammar

hamlet by arachgitem February 4, 2023