a person who so plain and uninteresting, so mind blowingly boring, that it makes one want to incorporate their name into songs whenever you happen to be singing.
by Sugarbean Roadhousen December 27, 2011
1. The HAL-9000 computer, guardian of the spacecraft Discovery in the novels and films of 2001: A Space Odyssey and its sequel, 2010. First activated at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois on January 12, 1997 (or 1992 in the film version). HAL is short for Heuristic ALgorithmic, and not derived by moving one letter back from the initials of IBM, as some have suggested. HAL's apparently psychotic behaviour in 2001 is revealed in the novel, and in either version of 2010, to have been a result of a neurosis arising from conflicts between his programming to accurately input, analyse and output information, and the demands of national security mandated by the Pentagon.
2. Any troublesome, wary or otherwise bloody-mindedly unhelpful computer.
2. Any troublesome, wary or otherwise bloody-mindedly unhelpful computer.
by Fearman February 20, 2008
by Layla-yer-hal knows who i am:) October 5, 2004
The most wonderful boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. No one is better then him. He is the prime example of a girl's perfect boyfriend. He's sweet, compassionate, caring, creative, silly, fun, and gorgeous. His hobbies include mixing bad drinks, airsoft, video games, and hanging out with his girlfriend.
by JustAGirlInLove June 2, 2009
Acronym for Hardware Abstraction Layer. The HAL is used by NT-based Operating Systems to handle hardware. This prevents the OS from having direct access to hardware.
by Gary Destruction November 19, 2003
1- one who is really l33t in a non nerdy way and has bands of devoted followers.
2- one who owns you (in a non-gay way)
2- one who owns you (in a non-gay way)
by i'm not hal January 4, 2004
"When pinned on the living room floor after a failed wrestling match, I announced he was a Hal and was finally free."
by SkippyLou February 17, 2010