A particularly virulent strain of Gonorrhea caused by illicit sexual intercourse with Tiger Woods. In the US, known incidences have increased rapidly since November of 2009, although it is not clear exactly how long this disease has run rampant.
Golf Clap cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms or by those who have Jesse Jamesed
Golf Clap cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms or by those who have Jesse Jamesed
"If I have Golf Clap, can it be transmitted to my unborn, out of wedlock, child?"
"If I am experiencing and outbreak of Golf Clap, should I avoid sexual intercourse with men dressed as Nazi's?"
"If I am experiencing and outbreak of Golf Clap, should I avoid sexual intercourse with men dressed as Nazi's?"
by ratchet42 April 21, 2010
The golf clap is considered the most sophisticated clap of American culture and is normally associated with the upper classes. It is unusual in that it is preformed with a bit of reservation and thoughtful rhythm, unlike other claps which consist of haphazardly flailing obese arms in hopes that the palms occasionally make contact to produce the loudest noise possible.
The golf clap is usually preformed after American high society pastimes such as ruining the global market, sending poorer Americans to kill as many brown yuropians as possible, and ingesting near lethal doses of cocaine over brunch.
The golf clap is usually preformed after American high society pastimes such as ruining the global market, sending poorer Americans to kill as many brown yuropians as possible, and ingesting near lethal doses of cocaine over brunch.
Renowned American stateswoman Sarah Palin preforms a golf clap after taking out wolf packs and moose herds with missiles from her Apache hunting helicopter.
by Eutectic September 10, 2012
by lastdayofmagic March 3, 2010
by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020
A sex act involving the repeated tapping of your finger tip against the head of your penis while penetrating a woman's ass and vagina simultaneously.
"After desperately struggling to keep up on the back nine, he realized he was only a few strokes away from earning a golf clap"
by Asjfester May 6, 2016
A lewd sexual act involving two males and one female. While in the Eiffel Tower position, both men's scrotums quietly smack together successively.
Hey dude wanna tag-team that hoe? I don't think you'll hear the golf clap over the sound of her moans.
by Christopher Unfazed December 10, 2008
"Golf Clap" is a new STD. (Sexually Transmitted Disease) Origins of the disease point to Tiger Woods, a famous golf player, when he slept with his mistress.
by C-gorog December 3, 2009