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Sarah draped her curly hair over the puffer fish and John said, “She’s a goiter!”
Goiter by Jankeeboi January 9, 2022

goiter ranger 

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.
theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger
goiter ranger by john stiglich October 22, 2006

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.
goiter bomber by goiterbomber June 25, 2012

Goiter Bomb 

A goiter bomb is equal parts baileys and fireball with a Jager floater and dried onion rim. It’s garnished with hard candy. The Red Bull is baby-birded into the shot taker’s mouth by an acquaintance at the end.
I don’t remember one fucking thing after my 1st Goiter Bomb last night! I woke up this morning cuddling a possum in my neighbor’s flower garden.
Goiter Bomb by Bill Bonan August 6, 2019

goiter boy 

an annoying person who can't stop talking and thinks he is the greatest, but is truly a moron. Takes pleasures in others misfortune-bcz whatever he has or does it the greatest.
Oh no, goiter boy is here lets hide b4 he chews my ears off
goiter boy by jason rumford May 4, 2006

Goiter Chop 

When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.
Goiter Chop by Phat Bastard March 12, 2004