In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.
I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.
by RadicalLibrarian December 6, 2011
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the act of both sides of an issue creating, or further deepening a bureaucracy by making a big to do about it, so as to avoid actually doing anything about it, except that is in generally pleasing one's own constituency.
The House and Senate , caught re-handed fusterclucking over the new abortion legislation, admitted no animals were harmed in the making of the new law.

perfect example The GOP-led House and the Democratic-controlled Senate, in a compromise, put Gov. Terry Branstad in charge of signing off on any payments for publicly funded abortions. Republicans believed the added scrutiny might be a brake on abortions under Medicaid. Democrats noted the measure applied only to reimbursements, not approval ahead of time. But about seven months after the new rule took effect, the consequences have surprised everyone, and illustrated the trickiness of bipartisan lawmaking on the issue. Branstad, a Republican and abortion opponent, hasn't approved any payments. But the few patients who were eligible for Medicaid-funded abortions received them anyway.
by Taira Kazumichi February 19, 2014
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An alcoholic beverage which contains Evan Williams bourbon whiskey, 180 proof Everclear, and root beer with a dollop of ice cream on top. You must finish this drink before the ice cream melts or you will not get its full effect. This will fuck you up.
Dude, I got so fusterclucked this weekend!
Dude, did you see Nicole last weekend? She had two fusterclucks and was puking everywhere!
Xavier tried to drink a fustercluck in two minutes. He was in the hospital for two days.
by Thetwins February 16, 2012
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I heard Charles tried to go to South Sudan, he said it was a goddamn fustercluck
by Imaherethen March 22, 2023
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Fustercluck is a word you use to describe someone that induces headaches. They are so ruthlessly stupid that they infect you with their sheer stupidity hence why you fuck up the word cluster fuck.
Fuck me. MARTIN! you are such a fustercluck I can't even... Just fuck off Martin.
by Renifer August 17, 2019
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