A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use
Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina
by LaughingMann January 12, 2012
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The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.
"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
by bifficus April 18, 2007
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Originally just a “fuzzy navel,” that’s what Loc and the Beastie Boys were talking about, but many new versions of the drink have popped up since hip-hop made it famous… trust an old G
Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!
by IVI r. G June 10, 2022
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The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.
"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."
by Popped Culture April 7, 2017
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It is PCP. PCP is a white crystallin powder you can mix in liquid, eat, snort or smoke. It is also known as angel dust, elephant tranquilizer, horse tranquilizer etc.... It make you hallucinate, feel strong, heavenly, rapid heart beat, possible numbness.

The song is talking about drug use, and women lining up for it (which ladies do line up for any type of drugs, depending on the ladies) The song is not talking about date rape drug use though some of the lines of the song might or are very questionable.
Yes. it is hilarious how people can sing/rap about anything with a good beat and even square assed people listen and enjoy-it's why music can be dangerous.
Nobody says funky cold medina any more, though some types of E have PCP in them
by C_fold September 10, 2023
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