Fuckturd

When she shits on your dick as lube during sex

Bro my girl and I decided to try fuckturd last night and it was amazing

by Dickandballs543 January 12, 2020

Fuckturd

fuckturd.... a turd (aka bowel movement.. a shit...a crap...a poop) fuckturd...is a turd named by its owner fuckturd..is a turd that changed its path going out.....

Fuckturd...is a turd that can do reverse fuckturd.....is a turd that does reverse as soon as it gets interrupted

fuckturd... is a turd that gets interrupted and goes in reverse

Hey did everything come out all right he asked me....well no...it was a fuckturd...dont interrupt me when i am taking a crap

by PRETTY IN COPPER June 24, 2017

Fuckturd

An unplanned, unwanted child. I.e. bastard.

I'm so relieved she's giving up our fuckturd for adoption.

by jimmytango7 July 14, 2012

fuckturd

A god of fucking. A fuckturd is so good in bed that the woman feels obligated to make him breakfast the next morning.

I'm too lazy to make him a sandwich, but god damn he was a fuckturd last night.

by bhangradt September 30, 2011

Fuckturd

1. When you do your best to clean out, but then you have anal sex, and after it's over, he pulls out, and a small, almost insignificant turd either rolls out, or is smashed on top of the condom.

2. A person resembling the small, almost insignificant piece of shit.

"Please pay no attention to my friend. He's drunk and being a total fuckturd. "
"Yeah, we'll just ignore him til he goes away."

by Trans-AmIam November 2, 2017