fruit

some one who is being weird, but isn't quite at the level as a freak

You're such a fruit!

by ashmee March 29, 2004

fruit

anyone or thing that proposes an immidiate pre"dick"ament or is unneccisarily happy and/or homosexual. like when your homie says 'hey i wonder what would happen if i stuck this lunchroom spoon up that dudes ass'

you dude! you're such a fruit!

by not a fruit January 20, 2004

fruit

Fruit is best defined with an excerpt from a board game:

This is if you are a gay man....

Or a strawberry.

A. I can't find a single gay guy to hook up with.
B. Why don't you hook up with Cody? He's a fruit.

A. Everybody loves fruit! It has teh vitamin C.

by Yelizaveta January 17, 2009

fruit

An extremly gay man (ex. weiring make-up, giving girls hair tips), or a male hooker.

1.Lookin fruity!
2.You fag, go pick up a fruit!

by isla September 2, 2004

fruit

A gay person who goes out with girls so people wont think that hes gay.

Steve is such a fucking fruit, I heard he let some douche bag named Gary pound him.

by Ryan Deere June 14, 2007

fruit

a euphemism of the commonly censored swear word "fuck"

What the fruit?

You mothafruitin' bastard ass, get your ho-bag self outta my fruitin' house before I call the fruitin' police! I can't believe I let you fruit me!

by Iwantahaveurbaby March 16, 2003

fruit

-verb: to ejaculate

-pronunciation key {fru-ít}

-alternate forms (fruote, fruiting, fruits)

-nominal form: fruition

"When I saw that hot girl on the bus, I thought I was going to fruit my pants"

"I've got fruition stains all over my sheets"

by John Tinsley December 9, 2008