Froid

Seeks that trans singularity. Motivated by an unconscious desire to both a) arm the remote control flying phallus, and b) wear a mumu 24/7. Only marginally better than skynet due to biological augmentation, Keith predicts there will no longer be a need for sexual gratification and lab grown meat will be genetically altered with CRISPR to continually re-grow in close proximity of the froid's orifices where the penis, buttcheeks, labia, breasts (male and female) and feet are. A Matt will figure out this is a much more rational solution to the waste of energy that is consensual sexual relations. Our Maxwellian, Epstein, D'Elia and Denning entertainers will convince the world that the temporary consumption of recycled feces is a solution to the problems of global warming during the transition, a solution many froidians will eagerly and enthusiastically pass on to the masses as just being "common sense".

Given a long enough timeline, froidians will evolve into what will look, smell and have physical properties nearly identical to piles of excrement, which will be used as an energy source, completing the circle of life. The froidian circle of life will fulfill Maslov's Hierarchy among those lucky enough to see it come into fruition.

Keith: 'alet go of this, 'alet go of this, 'alet go of this, 'alet go of this 'alet go a---
Matt: DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO DOODOODOODOO-DO-DO
Froid Pleb: ...
Keith: *wakes up violently sweating and screaming*

by ChiefKeif July 6, 2021