fong

Derieved from the word bong. The word fong is the definition of a bong made from a fog machine.

Hey man, you looked baked. Were you hittin the fong?

by Sir Gizz Alot July 12, 2004

fong

A faux bong. Usually created by high school students, or stoners on the go. Made out of a plastic water bottle or other makeshift device. Can have real slide or a fide (foil slide).

Caitlin: I almost bong cruised down here from 508 but decided not to let them catch me ridin' dirty.

MacLovin': No worries. We can always rock a fong.

by MacLovin' July 11, 2008

Fonged

To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)

“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”

by LloydRay October 31, 2017

Fongness

(noun-person)
1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time.
2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper.
3. A person that is cocky and in your face.

Oh my god, look at the Fongness right there. He's such an asshole but he pulls it off.

by fongness June 30, 2011

fonging

Your intrail will become your extrails... pain... lots of pain...

"One more word, and i will give you the fonging of your life."

by lucly110 February 18, 2004

Fonging

To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.

When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry

by Jack Arentz January 12, 2004

Fong

N. To kick the crap out of.

Taken from the movie, "A Knight's Tale", where they seem to use that word a lot. Especially Watt. And Chaucer.

"I'll fong you in the arse!"

by FlyFlySoul May 21, 2009