| 1. | efogulate | ||
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when a fog machine breaks and just sprays fog juice out of itself On Saturday night, our fog machine broke and efogulated all over the stage.
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| 2. | fong | ||
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Derieved from the word bong. The word fong is the definition of a bong made from a fog machine. Hey man, you looked baked. Were you hittin the fong?
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| 3. | Dead By Dawn | ||
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very bad band from Pennsville, NJ. Hey man did you go to the Dead By Dawn show? That fog machine sucked dick.
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| 4. | Slipknot | ||
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Plastic and worthless 9 member nu metal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Completely fake, followed almost entirely by a mainstream audience of stupid mallgoths that thing they are hardcore. Known for wearing masks on stage, an idea stolen from GWAR and Mushroomhead in an attempt to look as scary as possible, and they end up looking dumb. Known for an "energetic" live performance which consists entirely of more than 9 people on stage, only 3 playing, a fog machine or two, and a couple of people running around beating on random instruments like retards. They sing really badly written songs about depression that are sure to be up any emo kid's alley. Also well known for their drummer Joey Jordinson, who likes to go backstage after shows filled with 12 year olds and screw the girls, potentially the most overrated drummer ever. Only 3-5 members of the band ever do anything, and their sound could easily be pulled off by just 3 or 4. And finally, as Roadrunner Records (worst company ever) biggest bitches, they allow Roadrunner to control them entirely, producing and owning all their own music, giving them no say in how their band is run. Slipknot is the worst band ever in my opinion, down there with Korn, Mudvayne, Otep, Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, hell really any other nu metal and emo band.
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| 5. | house rave | ||
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What I throw!! If you got a fog machine, strobe lights, wrist bands, and BOOZE; you got yourself a mothafuckin house rave! Spencer: Man, I'm throwin a house rave 2 weeks from now
Pete: HOLY SHIT! I'M BLACK!!! |
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| 6. | neocon | ||
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the "con" is just that - a con artist. Neocons claim that they stand for morality, Christian standards, and "family values" when they cheat on their wives, steal money and lust for power and influence so that can swindle the citizenry and control every aspect of their lives. A neocon is described by Rage Against the Machine as a "snake charmer". A neocon can be a Republican, Democrat or something else entirely. They are, as RATM has put it "you, interested in you". A complete bonehead.
Check out "Sweet Neocon" on the recent album "A Bigger Bang" by the Rolling Stones.
"You say you're a Christian Well I say you're a hypocrite You call yourself a patriot Well I think you're a crock of shit... ... how can you be so wrong my sweet neocon ... |
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| 7. | Brokencyde | ||
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A band hailing from Albuquerque New Mexico, USA. Their music is very unique and combines crunk-type hip-hop vocals with screamo and electronica beats. Brokencyde is composed of four members and a mascot. The members are Se7en, who is the primary rapper and screamer, Mikl, who is the first hype man and occasinally adds latin and robotic sounds to the beats, Phat J, who is the back-up rapper and screamer, Phat J also works the synthesizers, and makes sure all of Brokencyde's beats are fresh, Antz, who is the second hype man, and controls the fog machine and lights during live shows, and Bree, the pig mascot of Brokencyde. And you say BREE BREE, and you say BREE BREE, bitch you know I'm impressive.
Brokencyde is an amazing group. |
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