False Alarm 

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

False Alarm by Ratedout October 4, 2008

false alarm 

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms

dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her

false alarm by Zion Saint, [e-mail] January 10, 2008

False Alarm 

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

False Alarm by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008

false alarm 

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

false alarm by sdletsdance October 26, 2012

false alarm boner 

false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals

Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner

false alarm boner by asssburgers February 19, 2011

False Alarm Fart 

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas

"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart

False Alarm Fart by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010

False chicken alarm 

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any

And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing

False chicken alarm by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019