throw up face

a face so ugly that it reminds you of throw up and leaves your eyes with a sick, slightly alcoholic aftertaste

Dude 1: Holy fuck! Did you see that chick's face?
Dude 2: Ya bro, with a throw up face like that, its amazing how much dick she commands. Be right back, I got to wash out my eyes with soap and water.

by NumbaOneBalla June 13, 2008

Wake Up Face

The descriptive term used to describe those with a pretty face regardless of makeup use. It is rare that you wake up to someone and find that you don't mind the way they look once the glamour has worn off from the night before.

"I woke up with some random this morning. Luckily, she had a great wake up face."

"I bet he's got a great wake up face."

"I have to put some makeup on real quick. I have a horrible wake up face."

by eguanodon May 18, 2014

Two-Faced Stuck up Bitch

Jess. is a Two-Faced Stuck up bitch.

Two-Faced Stuck Up Bitch - Jess, jessy wessy, my na na na na note partner, Jessy wessy is the bestie.

by Rhiannabanana October 15, 2007

Break-Up Face

The face in which you look as if your girlfriend broke up with you. A sad yet funny face.

Dude, did you see Josh's Break-up Face when he hit an old bitch with his car?

by Skate2daMusic July 24, 2009

face down ass up

A great sex position in which the girl stands bent over and the guy stands behind her. Also a good song by 50 Cent and Tony Yayo

Face Down, Ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

by Christina August 30, 2004

shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"

boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"

by hahaiknow101 June 24, 2009

People with fucked up faces

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

by 2Pac February 16, 2005