eat shit and die

a term used when someone either loves you dearly or hates you with a burning passion.

eat shit and die bitch
-your best friend

by pseudonym in deez nutz July 06, 2022

eat shit and die

When your life truly sucks, and you shouldn't be around anymore. When you are a no good asshole and suck a llamas dick, you fucking JERK. When you fail out of school.

Chris: I failed my Music Production course, I'm not gruaduating.

Professor: eat shit and die!

by adda jones June 11, 2006

Eat shit and die

The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.

You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!

by gimmedatsammich December 05, 2011

Eat Shit and DIE !!!

Generally used to express anger. Advising the aggravator to ingest fecal matter, then, to cease living.

When the woman cought her husband and sister in bed...
Husband "Honey let me expla..."
Wife interupts "Eat Shit and DIE !!!" as she storms out of the house.

by MattCouthoun July 03, 2005

Eat shit and die

Usually said when angry, or in humour.

Eat shit and die ass wipe!

by Minority November 02, 2008

Eat shit and die

Translated from the serbian: jedi govna i umzi.
A common phrase when you want to tell someone not to be an idiot, not to speak crap, that you're annoyed, by them, or don't believe them.

Tim: I bankrolled a cool mil onto my offshore swiss bank account but I lost it all to crash in February.
Me: Eat shit and die!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 09, 2010

Eat shit and die

This is used by Me to refer to Lyke Banks when he is talking shit

"Eat shit and go die Lyke"

by Steven Eadie January 25, 2005