Dusted Diamond 

Snorting a line of coke off of the most absolutely, ridiculously hard dick that you can imagine.

My life got flipped, turned upside down when my mom entered my room last month. Aghast at the sight of the three Oakland raiders and their rock hard dusted diamonds, she sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in Arizona.

Dusted Diamond by Thomas Yates May 12, 2008

done and dusted 

if an activity, event or deal is done and dusted it has been completed successfully and none of it is left to be done.

With our new software package you can have the whole year's accounts done and dusted in just a few hours.

done and dusted by Laima August 10, 2006

dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.

I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!

dusted monkey by ZachMUT January 17, 2017

Aqua dusted 

The act of farting underwater and allowing the bubble to burst in someone's face.

Levi aqua dusted himself in the hot tub yesterday.

Aqua dusted by tadamsav April 28, 2021

crop dusted 

unleashing an unbarable fart on an unsuspecting civilian

Kumar crop dusted on a kid at Blockbuster's that caused the kid to suffocate.

crop dusted by Arex Troy January 14, 2008

Love Dusted 

v. During the act of spooning, the individual in the position of the "small spoon" farts on the "big spoon's" genital area, thereby dusting the big spoon with love.

Last night my girlfriend love dusted the shit out of me. Her love was so strong I had to leave the room.

Dude that girl I took home last night love dusted me.

Love Dusted by love duster1 March 30, 2010

Dusted Pukedroia 

This is an alternative personality that can occur when several low class beers are consumed at a rapid pace. This personality will change rapidly to one of Mike Stud, but Dusted will always return with vengeance.

Steve: "Wow man is he ok?"
Mike: "Yeah don't worry about him he is just really drunk, this is normal."
Doug: "yeah Mann I'm Dusted Pukedroia.
Yuhhpppp!" *falls down*
Steve: "hahaha hes totally wasted"

Dusted Pukedroia- The alternative personality that lands anyone in the doghouse

Dusted Pukedroia by Blue yhuppp November 20, 2014