A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
by TheRealFelixTheCat April 2, 2010
dumbell-door asked calmly
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
Having vaginal sex with a girl then shoving it in her anus and hitting her in the back of the head with a dumbell once she starts to scream, thus knocking the girl unconsious so the man can have peaceful anal sex.
Joel: Dude, I hooked up with Jen last night. She's never been into anal sex.
Billy: How'd you get her to do it, man?
Joel: Simple. I gave her the Detroit Dumbell once she started to scream.
Billy: How'd you get her to do it, man?
Joel: Simple. I gave her the Detroit Dumbell once she started to scream.
by pinkjjk May 13, 2009
Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.
by Guido1 October 9, 2009
by Eweezee November 17, 2007