drunkillectual 

Someone who feels the need to read or speak about intellectual matters while drunk.

Lauren is an drunkillectual when drunk because she feels the need to study french while under the influence.

drunkillectual by KDawg88 January 28, 2008

drunkwalling 

To make a drunken rant, declaration of love or other mess on someone's FaceBook wall. Similar to drunk dialing.

Jason was drunkwalling when he posted on Jessica's wall that he loved her.

drunkwalling by PhoenixLights July 26, 2011