don juan de la douche

A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.

Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!

by Tsumaranai June 16, 2007

douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw

Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."

by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021

La Douche

one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills

"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."

by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009