by SwaggyM34 January 1, 2015
When a friend of yours likes one of your family members, and you don't know if they are coming over to hang out with you, or see them.
by 7.2.6 October 5, 2015
Double agent is the guy you don’t want to leave your 2 year old around. Although he looks like a genuine guy there is something darker under his pedo mustache and shaggy long hair. He has an obsession with male genitalia and will do anything to get his hands on your cherries. He will also go to extreme lengths to fill you up with laxatives just so he can film you while your ass explodes on the toilet. If you spend a night with a double agent it is very likely that you have been left a note saying the condom broke along with multiple male genitalia drawings on your face. He is usually found in his natural habitat around the yellow bin out the front of your house waiting for a red head to walk past so he can enslave him for picking lemons. These lemons can usually be found with caleb nowland at the Aus open
Girl 1 - omg I met a double agent last night
Girl 2 - omg no way he must be so good
(At the end of the day)
Girl 1 - ( realizes the drawings on her face and reads note)
Also Girl 1- ( cant get off toilet becuase if the high strength laxatives)
Girl 2 - omg no way he must be so good
(At the end of the day)
Girl 1 - ( realizes the drawings on her face and reads note)
Also Girl 1- ( cant get off toilet becuase if the high strength laxatives)
by Triple agent January 18, 2020
A Double Agent Troll is a troll who has two accounts for a community. These DA(double agent) Trolls will use one account to get to know the community. Participate in friendly debates. They are just regular members.
The other account is for trolling purposes only. Depending on the Troll themselves, they may use the Troll Account to add an opposite opinion to the Normal Account. But mostly they make rude comments to cause drama.
The other account is for trolling purposes only. Depending on the Troll themselves, they may use the Troll Account to add an opposite opinion to the Normal Account. But mostly they make rude comments to cause drama.
Man: Dude I was on this forum and I was Double Agent Trolling. It was hillarious.
Man2: I know its hillarious being a complete ass and then going on your other account to act the victim and flame yourself.
Man2: I know its hillarious being a complete ass and then going on your other account to act the victim and flame yourself.
by Unit7 May 11, 2009
Your best friend is trolling you, and you know it, so you decide to troll him without him knowing it, while he still thinks he is troling you. This is an example of a Double-Agent Troll.
by DaMasterTroll October 17, 2011
When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.
Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.
If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.
If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.
by Chris is fag July 23, 2019
by It'syeboisquidward August 2, 2017