Ding Dong Ditch 

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

Ding Dong Ditch by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022

ding dong ditch 

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

ding dong ditch by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

Ding Dong Ditch 

The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.

Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.

Ding Dong Ditch by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010

ding dong ditch 

A woman's vagina.

I stuck it in her ding dong ditch last night

ding dong ditch by JackBadass April 12, 2010

ding dong ditch 

when doosh bags come around in the middle of the night thinking they are cool. They knock on your door and hide so when the person answers the door to see no one there they can laugh.

i hate when people ding dong ditch

ding dong ditch by granbychampion July 5, 2009

ding dong ditch 

When a woman has close encounters or sex with a man and then runs away.

"Dude, i just got ding dong ditched yesterday, I'm kind of embarrassed.

ding dong ditch by Crispy Cream April 24, 2009

Ding Dong Ditch 

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."

Ding Dong Ditch by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019